Friday, January 25, 2008

Inner Peace

I had to post this here to those whom I don't have e-mail addresses for.
note: THIS IS ONLY A "JOKE" TYPE THING that I thought was tooooo funny.

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. DrPhil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and haven ever finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,and before the morning was over I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey'sIrish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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